Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Twitter in the Delivery Room

This fantastical hypothetical by Sean Mantooth (soon to be dad) explores what might be "tweeted" during the cesarean birth of his daughter Lily, scheduled tomorrow...

"DOCTORS CUTTING CHAR OPEN NOW...WONDER IF I SHOULD HELP?"

"NOTE TO SELF - THEY DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU TOUCH THE MACHINE THAT GOES BEEP BEEP BEEP"

"WOW! THE PLACENTA IS BIG! REALLY BIG! IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE THE ALIEN! NO...THE PREDATOR! I CAN'T DECIDE"

"THE PLACENTA DEFINITELY LOOKS LIKE THE PREDATOR."

"CUTTING UMBILICAL CORD...I HAVE DEMANDED TO USE MY TEETH."

"THIS BABY LOOKS DISTURBINGLY LIKE PAT SHEEHAN."

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