If you're looking for the wildest party this New Year's Eve, look no further than "WAAAAAAA," Kirkland's hottest ticket for exhausted parents. Located in a suburban house outside of Seattle, you'll revel in the magic as you celebrate the most anti-climactic holiday with people who need to be in bed well before Midnight. It's got everything:
Men in tiaras
Miley Cyrus wannabes
Jellybean counting competitions
Fold-away toddler beds, minus the bed
Robert E Lee impersonators
(What's a human kangaroo?)
You know that thing when you strap a small child to your chest and you hop around...
Also don't miss the Marble Runs,
a Helicopter Flying Contest,
and disorganized family portraits.
You'll be living the dream and in bed by 10 pm.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!